i started writing this post about a party i went to last night, and i was going to great lengths to describe how i met this girl, blah, blah, blah, but i read it back it and it was pretty fucking boring. so, i’ll cut to the chase.
there was a cute married mother-of-two who obviously isn’t getting enough cock at home, because she insisted that i take her back to my apartment where she fucked me senseless.
ok, it’s still a pretty boring blog post but it’s about to get interesting. her husband called just now while she was out getting coffee for breakfast. i answered, and our conversation was a bit awkward. apparently, she missed her flight home this morning.
when I told him a lame joke about my cockpit, he didn’t laugh.