i was bored, so decided to do a survey of my female facebook friends. the result was that if given the opportunity and enough alcohol, i would fuck 81% of them. it would have been much higher except my mother, sister, and several aunts are my facebook friends, and i obviously wouldn’t fuck them. i bet that many of my cousins would be surprised however that they wouldn’t be left out. next, i might do a survey of which of my blog followers i’d fuck, too. i wonder if it’s a higher percentage? i bet it is.