last night, i met your cousin. it was late at night and we were on the same bus. i recognised her accent. i could have sworn it was you until i turned around. we talked and talked and talked, until all of the other passengers got off. then, she sucked and sucked and sucked my cock, until she got me off. she sucks cock differently to you – she’s a little bit faster, and doesn’t use her tongue as much. i guess that’s part of the reason i’m writing this – to tell you that she said to say hi, and that you suck cock better than your cousin.