the best cocksucker i ever knew was my high school girlfriend, kriston. she had long dyed hair, purple and red, and wore an iron maiden t-shirt. she learnt her skills from her previous boyfriend, who was 8 years older, and supplied us both with grass. my favourite memory of her is the time we laid naked on her parents bed. i pulled three bongs and she blew me three times. i never fucked her, and i never loved her, but we sure knew how to waste away a weekend.