vows

I call upon my blog followers here today to witness that I, diirrty, take you, internet girlfriend, to be my sinfully bedded fuck-buddy.

In doing so, I affirm my lust for you, and invite you to share your body with me forever.

I promise to always go down on you, and never to come too soon.

I promise to sneak away on dirty weekends with you, especially when the wife is sick and stuck at home with the kids.

I promise to never tell you that I love you, and I promise never to get you pregnant.

As your fuck buddy, I promise to honour these commitments for as long as I can keep getting it up, or until you get a strange rash.

Now, by the power vested in Skype, you may masturbate!

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