ssigh

the city’s drum
is less beat,
less dulcet,
and more hiss,
with the rain, tonight

and i hear her
i hear her
i hear you
sigh, i hear you
sigh,
right next to me

can you hear me
sigh, can you
hear me,
sigh, from so
far,
far away?

vows

I call upon my blog followers here today to witness that I, diirrty, take you, internet girlfriend, to be my sinfully bedded fuck-buddy.

In doing so, I affirm my lust for you, and invite you to share your body with me forever.

I promise to always go down on you, and never to come too soon.

I promise to sneak away on dirty weekends with you, especially when the wife is sick and stuck at home with the kids.

I promise to never tell you that I love you, and I promise never to get you pregnant.

As your fuck buddy, I promise to honour these commitments for as long as I can keep getting it up, or until you get a strange rash.

Now, by the power vested in Skype, you may masturbate!