happy fucking new year

as i count down the final hours of 2012, i’m reflecting on what a wonderful year it’s been, and how i’ve shared some wonderful tales of debauchery with you all.

nah, i’m not reflecting on anything….
i just wanna get pissed, kiss a few strangers, get a blow job in the back of the taxi from my best mate’s girlfriend, and then pass out in the gutter in front of my house.

happy new year, you diirrty pervs 😉

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