i’ve had two Rachel’s in my life.

the first Rachel was a fat slut who sucked my cock when i was young and stupid. trust me, calling her a fat slut is a compliment. she was a nasty piece of work. nasty nasty.

the second Rachel is a gem. she’s beautiful, smart, and hilariously funny. i like her and love her equally. we are great friends too. it’s a shame we’ve never met, and circumstances will always keep it that way. she’s the one that ‘got away’.

maybe i need a third Rachel. a Rachel exactly like the second Rachel, but with false teeth like the first one. peerrfect!

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