i fantasize about blondes, but i always end up with brunettes. i like the idea of redheads, but there’s not enough hot ones to go around. asian girls run away from me, and i like to fuck black girls but they don’t hang in my part of town. skinny girls look good in clothes, but don’t look good naked. fat girls are fun to fuck for the first time, but not the second and third time.
i don’t know what i want. give me one of each maybe, and i’ll play diirrty roulette. i’ll spin around, and around, and whoever’s bed i fall into is the lucky gal. if i stay until morning, she’s luckier still. who knows, i might even take her out for breakfast. now that’d be hittin’ the fuckin’ jackpot, eh?