matchmaker

a single girl i know is looking for help to find a man. she’s a real catch. she’s middle aged, unattractive, overweight and vegan. she’s opinionated and thinks she’s smarter than you. she also smells funny and has a weird, non-sexy accent.

if anyone out there might be interested in dating her, drop me a line.

oh, and one last thing. i heard that she can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.

One thought on “matchmaker

  1. Hahaha ……women like that are keepers for sure. I don’t know why the whole cock sucking isn’t givin’ a go on the first or second date…but some of us like it more than others.

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