a single girl i know is looking for help to find a man. she’s a real catch. she’s middle aged, unattractive, overweight and vegan. she’s opinionated and thinks she’s smarter than you. she also smells funny and has a weird, non-sexy accent.
if anyone out there might be interested in dating her, drop me a line.
oh, and one last thing. i heard that she can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose.