so yeah, this broad i been bangin’, get this. mate, get this.
i was at ‘er joint the uvver day, (‘er wanker ‘usband was at work or sumthin’) so i was doin’ me normal wensdy thing, goin’ to ‘ers and givin’ ‘er a good shaggin’ an’ everyfin,
an’ she was lovin’ it an’ screamin’, ahh fuck me, fuck me, an’ all that crap, when outa the blue mate she says mate she says, oy, Red, maybe bring ya mate Pete over next wensd’y wiv ya, and while ya fuckin’ me i can suck ‘is wanger too.
fark’n ‘el mate, ay? ay?